in which i make my chef feel as uncomfortable as possible
| sjaiful: yeah, so i bought an antique chest yesterday |
| me: to bury your girlfriends? |
| sjaiful: nah, for my diving gear and everything |
| me: you dive now? why aren't girls falling all over you? |
| sjaiful: ...because i'm choosy? |
| me: so seriously, why did you buy this chest? |
| sjaiful: for my magic tricks |
| me: is it one of those... private magic shows? |
