some boots

"Who was Venn and his diagrams? Was he the most boring child ever? ‘Father, I have my foot in your bedroom and also in the hallway. As you can see from my diagram, I am not only in the bedroom, I am also in the hallway.’ ‘Venn, fuck off out of this house.’ ‘Alright, father. I am outside the house but my hand is in the window and my foot is in the grapefruit. As you can see from my diagram…’"

- Eddie Izzard, Circle (via charmed-quark)

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