If things get real, promise to take me somewhere else.– Feeling Oblivion, by Turin Brakes
in which i make my chef feel as uncomfortable as...
sjaiful: yeah, so i bought an antique chest yesterday
me: to bury your girlfriends?
sjaiful: nah, for my diving gear and everything
me: you dive now? why aren't girls falling all over you?
sjaiful: ...because i'm choosy?
me: so seriously, why did you buy this chest?
sjaiful: for my magic tricks
me: is it one of those... private magic shows?
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Lot 1699: BERSIH 2.0 Posters + Logo →
lot1699: Please take, share and spread these posters. If you want to print them out, clicking on the titles will take you to the PDF files. Print on yellow paper or you’ll be going through alot of yellow ink! :) Working on getting them translated into Bahasa Malaysia, Chinese and Tamil. Help? Oh, I’m…
Gig: The Artistic Series featuring Furniture, OVO...
furnitureband: We’re having a feature show soon. We’re currently rehersing for a one-hour set so we hope you guys will be able to be there to see us display amongst other things, our stamina. As usual, tees and CDs will be on sale. And if enough people request for it, Aziz will play topless. Sharing the stage with us is hot ‘it’ band Vials. Flyer by the awesome possum plexabee!
me: end of uni + must be proper adult + career choices + saving money = blind panic
me: how do you do it?
sunshine: u decide do i want to make MORE money and see john mayer a little closer with less DRAMA this time
sunshine: or do i want to earn less money to get cheap standing room seats
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